What Time is It?.......Scentsy Time!!

That's right people. It's a Scentsy party! My sister Brittni and I are having a party this Wednesday the 24th. If you would like to attend, or order anything please e-mail me at wonder_woman1177 at yahoo dot com for all the deets. As if smelling delicious smells weren't enough, we will be having the worlds best sugar cookies and chips and homemade salsa for treats. So, even if you don't want any smells, you can at least come for the food!

Thursday Jerri and I went to the place in Wal-mart to get our nails done. I was just getting a manicure, because if I get nails on, I just pick them off. Everything was going fine until the lady painted them. I seriously believe Blake could have done a better job than she did. It sucked. Jerri was all, "But she is so nice." and I'm all "Ya, but my nails still look like butt." So I came right home and removed all the polish. The manicure part was good though.

Griff had a soccer game today and they got their asses handed to them. After the game we went and got lunch and went to Wal-Mart to get Blake a bike. Griff got a Lego set. Then we went to Blake's game at 3, but SUPRISE it was really at 1. I am a great coach. Hopefully next week will go better. Then we went and got family pictures taken. (No, I didnt' lose those 10 lbs) After so many we just decided it would be eaiser to pick one that everyone looked the best in and switch Blake's face out with a picture that he looked half-way normal in because he was having a bit of a smiling problem. After that, Ben and I went on a date. Dinner at the Timbermine, and we rented some movies.

I feel like I just want one day where I don't have to go anywhere. Is that so much to ask??? IS IT??

I started to get out my fall stuff. I want to put up Halloween already, but I guess I'll wait. I was changing a wreath I have in the kitchen and Griff was helping me. As I handed it down to him he said, "This would be perfect for Halloween, cuz it already has cobwebs all over it." and I'm all k-bud, whatever. Ben and I decided what we are going to be for Halloween, but you will all have to wait and see who we are. J/K He is going to be Hercules and I am going to be a Greek Goddess. We totally fit the parts. And I cried watching The Biggest Loser. Does that make me The Biggest Loser?

MA*MA*MIA

You SUCK!!

Tonight my mom and my sista Brittni and I went to MaMa Mia. My other sista Ashley couldn't come, and all I have to say to her is.......LUCKY! I usually like musicals, so I was all pumped up to see this. We were getting our tickets and the lady at the counter went on, and on, and on, and on about how good the movie is, and she loves it and can't get enough of it. She must be on crack. So, the movie starts and I'm like, WTF? Then I thought, "OK don't be such a brat, give it a chance". After a while I thought, "I'm not a brat, this movie is gay". I never want to see another old lady touch herself again. And if it weren't for the Thong Dong e-mail I got from my aunt (I won't say which one, but her name rhymes with Mandra) I would have had nothing to distract me during all the lame-o boy parts. The movie finally ends and the "Dancing Queen" song was being preformed, and I was like, "Is there a reason why we're still here?" and we left. What a waste of time.

I need help. Not just professional, either.

I was making some name badges at work today and it was taking FOREVER. Darrel (my driver, that's right, I have a driver) came in and asked what I was doing, and I told him exactly what I was doing and he smacked my hand with a ruler and told me I had a "crappy little attitude today". Maybe I did. Whatever.
I also can't decide what to be for Halloween. Does it matter if Ben and I don't "go together"? Any suggestions?
I also need to learn how to siphon gas. By tomorrow night. Help please!

Because, peopleliketosaySAL-SA!!!

Yes, I can make salsa. With the help of my sister Brittni and her food processor. Everything is fine, except for the processing part. It makes me kinda freakish. But I've heard it runs in the genes. (At first I wrote, "...runs in the jeans." and I was like that's sick, then I thought, "Oh, ya, its genes.) So there's not much I can do about it. This is the best year we have ever had in the salsa making arena. It is so freakin good. I wish I would have done more.Me, Ben and the boys are getting pictures taken on Thursday. I hope I can loose 10 lbs by then. Wish me luck!

Griff and Blake think if they can fall asleep in my bed before I notice, then that's where they get to stay. Sneaky little suckers. I asked Blake, "Why don't you just sleep in your bed?" and he said, "Because, your bed is much more comfortabler." Makes sense.