My friend, Jerri and her husband had the following conversation after she returned home from a movie and he was shoveling snow;

Husband: Hey, hon, I could really use your help.
Jerri: Blech, I don't shovel.
Husbad: Well, Ang was out helping Ben. If she can do it, you can do it.
Jerri: Helping Ben, when?
Husband: While you were at the movie.
Jerri: Today?
Husband: Ya, today.
Jerri: Um, she was sitting by me during the movie.
Husband: Today?
Jerri: Ya, today.

Men.